Sitter4paws

At sitter4paws, we believe that it is important for all of out clients to enjoy some quality math problems. Of course, when this site is live for it's eventual purpose, this page will be removed, as it is only a recquirement for the assignment.

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  1. How do you pet a dog?
    With the grain
    Against the grain
    Seahorse
    ±7

  2. How do you feed a cat?
    Bring it to food.
    Slay the raging beast.
    Force the cat to have an existential crisis.
    The feline needs not to eat.

  3. What is the correct answer?
    I am a vegan. I eat meat. Yes we exist.
    I am black. I am white. Yes we exist.
    Yes no yes. No yes no. We no yes.
    Well, yes; but actually no.

Comments? Questions? Concerns??